Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain!” Warning! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. It hurts when someone you love says mean things like #it’s time to wake up.” Then: Me, at 9 years old, I was happy to have this pen.” Cute Minion Sayingsīut mom what if I get kidnapped?” #Trust me, they’d bring you back” Today: A 9-year-old is happy when offered the latest iPhone. My strength came from lifting myself up every time I was knocked down.”īack in my day, if I wanted to download a song, I used to sit my old recorder next to the radio and wait for a cool song, then hit record!” My strength didn’t come from lifting weights. Whoever said technology will replace paper… has obviously never tried to wipe their a*s with an iPad.” The problem with closed minded people is that their mouth is always opened.” If being in my pajamas by 7 pm is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!” And I’m glad that you’re my friend! Have a great day!” Hey, I didn’t mean to interrupt your scrolling… I just wanted to tell you that you are one big cup of awesome, sprinkled with fabulous, with a dash of crazy. I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.” There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.”įinally, my winter fat is gone now I have spring rolls.” What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s someone inside.” ![]() ![]() Relationship goals: Talk like besties play like children argue like husband & wife protect each other like brother and sister” ![]() There’s only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don’t want two of you around.” Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.” You know you’re getting old when you feel bad in the morning without having had any fun the night before!” My tolerance level is extremely low proceed with caution!” Also check – Fishing Sayings / Redneck Sayings
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